Embryodad
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Oh they were so funny!Moms!
gotta the Moms. & the others. they use the same lines generation after generation.
my Grandma- 'use that listerine 'er u'll get gingivitis!'
Pap- 'u have that breakfast, 'er ur hair won't get curly!'
Dad- 'to ur room, now!' (there was that 'if u don't quit that whining,' deal) then i'd return to my room when he got tired of my whining 'bout being stuck in my room.
Mom- 'u wait. i'm calling ur Dad & then he can deal w/ this insolent behavior. i'm packing my stuff & getting a place in california tonite.'
Soon as it snowed...get out there, and shovel so the mailman could get through!
( Why didn't he just use his boots? )
Don't shake yer legs under the table while you eat, cause "God will Cry, and The Devil Will Laugh!".... and you won't go to heaven!
The best one was,"If you don't eat your vegetables, I'll have to give you an Enema!"
OMG...We hated Enema's! That was a super threat! hahahaha, My Brother would say,"Which one Ma?" ... The baby one? Or the Big Bag One wit the hose?"