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Fisher's Mom said:
Religulous was fantastic!! I couldn't believe the stuff people said to him. And I loved his mother - she's a pistol.
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Terry, we had a thread discussion about this film on another forum before.

As I do, I posted this joke as a sorta thread bomb--:brows:

Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone."

The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman.

Jesus looks over and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."



[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZpREDn4NFA[/ame]
 
Fisher's Mom said:
I'm so glad you said that, Sass. It will be awesome because all 7 kids and their respective spouses and girlfriends will be there, along with my new granddaughter. It will be mom's first great-grandchild and the first time she will meet her. I'd hate to mess it up by having her worry that one of the cats will get burned on the hot stove. LOL
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LOL!!
sounds like a plan :wink:
 
OK. Maher's over. Ive moved to Larry King, and he has a Christian gospel singer who just came out as a lesbian. She's debating with a religious guy who...I don't know...he just wants to argue with her that she can't be a Christian and be gay.

I'm moving on to channel surfing..................
 
SilverSage said:
OK. Maher's over. Ive moved to Larry King, and he has a Christian gospel singer who just came out as a lesbian. She's debating with a religious guy who...I don't know...he just wants to argue with her that she can't be a Christian and be gay.

I'm moving on to channel surfing..................
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That's bullshit.
My (late) baby sister was a lesbian and she attended church with her equally gorgeous life partner.
It's my feeling that love is love, no matter what.
It's nobody's business what anyone does in their bedroom or their lives.
 
There you go, Sass. I've always thought that humans are way more interested in other people's sexual persuasion than any God or higher power would ever be.
 
Fisher's Mom said:
There you go, Sass. I've always thought that humans are way more interested in other people's sexual persuasion than any God or higher power would ever be.
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Well, He, God, Principal, The Allness Of Good made every single one of us exactly who we are IMO.
I am more a spiritual person than I am religious although I run to church when it's convenient now days:yum:
As far as I am concerned, it's all good in the eyes of the maker.
He didn't put us on the planet to judge us when we do what is deemed wrong by ummm others..
 
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I admire and respect people with faith. I wish I had it. I was raised in the Christian faith and gained many truths from it. But in the bottom of my soul, I cannot say I believe there is a God. I don't mean that to be offensive - I say it with great humility. It's something I've struggled with for many years.

But I do believe we have an obligation to develop our better selves - to be of service to others who are in need or are suffering. It pains me when people get off track and focus on condemning others rather than opening their arms and hearts to all.
 
Fisher's Mom said:
I admire and respect people with faith. I wish I had it. I was raised in the Christian faith and gained many truths from it. But in the bottom of my soul, I cannot say I believe there is a God. I don't mean that to be offensive - I say it with great humility. It's something I've struggled with for many years.

But I do believe we have an obligation to develop our better selves - to be of service to others who are in need or are suffering. It pains me when people get off track and focus on condemning others rather than opening their arms and hearts to all.
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I wish mine (faith) was stronger at times too Terry.

Over the years I've questioned Catholicism a lot, but I always return to it because it's the warm fuzzy place.
I don't believe in hell, I do believe in a place of temporary judgement where you get shown the bad you've done (like a cool purgatory with tea and crumpets and white napkins for all)-- then you get zinged into total bliss and a place of eternal happiness.

Being a good person is what matters most.
Not how many times you darken the doors of a church or how many Hail Marys you say or what you plopped in the plate.

God= Love.. period.
 
i used to shoot pool at amsterdam billiards with bill maher many years ago, when he was just an up and coming stand up comic. the guy is a pretentious little asshole, but he is funny.

hey, speaking of pret... i mean comics, did i just see sush and keltin???


i hope they don't make themselves stranger again.


strangers, i meant strangers.
 
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Lefty used to tend bar, but he's been verrrrrrrrrrrry busy, lately.

Can I make you what's in your avatar, SS?

I'll join you!

Lee
 
I'm not sure what Redeye is, so I guess I don't have any. But I can do a cuba libre (rum & coke with lime).

QSis, I'm stirring the martinis now. Olive?
 
buckytom said:
i used to shoot pool at amsterdam billiards with bill maher many years ago, when he was just an up and coming stand up comic. the guy is a pretentious little asshole, but he is funny.

hey, speaking of pret... i mean comics, did i just see sush and keltin???


i hope they don't make themselves stranger again.


strangers, i meant strangers.
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Not sure if I could get any stranger than I am.......but let's wait for the whiskey to kick in. :yum:
 
Redeye is something the German immigrants made from burned sugar, homemade liquor, which can be substituted with Everclear, and whatever flavoring and color you wish.
Doesn't bother too much while you're sitting and drinking it. But stand up and it'll kick your ass! :whistling:
 
Shot of Jack please... 2 more layoffs today... made it under the wire yet again.. tomorrow is the big meeting about how we are all going to deal with out schedules this summer... I smell a pay cut... hey what's on special?
 
Poor me something from the bottom shelf.... no the one below that... yeah the one with all the dust on it. down to 4 day weeks starting next month.. nice to have the extra day off but what to do with it with less than no $$$. To their credit the big bosses took a 25% cut without reducing their hours. Respect the decision but hope we pull out of it soon. I am allready stretched.
 
Pancho, it's Cinco de Mayo!

Let me buy you a tequila. Shot or mixed drink? Your choice of brand.

FooD, would you care for a Dos Exxes with me? I far prefer it to Corona.

Lee
 
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