Wasabi
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All of you know I don't like to cook, so when I do, I post it in the joke section. I do cook. Stews, roasts, BBQ etc. but now cooking for one is unnecessary, so I do fast food, sandwiches or the easy cooking route.
I don't cook much now and when I do I like it simple and fast. This was my dinner two days in a row. It's called~
Wasabi's a Ham and She's Chessy
Ingrediants: one container of Kraft Velveeta microwavable Shells and Cheese
one portion slice of precooked ham, diced and fried.
Cook shells and cheese as instructed on the container. The cheese is real, not powdered. ;D
Add the diced ham last and mix. Delish!
Enjoy with beverage of choice. Eat right out of the microwavable cup. No dishes to wash.
Amazed at my culinary expertise, huh? Here's another one of my gastronomic concoctions.
It's called~Is there a hot dog in my chili or are you just glad to see me?
Ingredients:
1 can Hormel Chili with Beans (hot or mild)
1 or if you're younger, two hot dogs boiled or fried.
hot rice
shredded pizza cheese or cheese of your choice.
Heat your chili
Cook your hot dog(s)
Cook your rice
Pour heated chili over your hot rice.
Place whole or diced hot dogs on your chili.
Top with shredded cheese.
Micro till cheese is melted.
Have with beverage of your choice. Enjoy.
P.S. Can you tell I'm on medication?
I don't cook much now and when I do I like it simple and fast. This was my dinner two days in a row. It's called~
Wasabi's a Ham and She's Chessy
Ingrediants: one container of Kraft Velveeta microwavable Shells and Cheese
one portion slice of precooked ham, diced and fried.
Cook shells and cheese as instructed on the container. The cheese is real, not powdered. ;D
Add the diced ham last and mix. Delish!
Enjoy with beverage of choice. Eat right out of the microwavable cup. No dishes to wash.

Amazed at my culinary expertise, huh? Here's another one of my gastronomic concoctions.
It's called~Is there a hot dog in my chili or are you just glad to see me?
Ingredients:
1 can Hormel Chili with Beans (hot or mild)
1 or if you're younger, two hot dogs boiled or fried.
hot rice
shredded pizza cheese or cheese of your choice.
Heat your chili
Cook your hot dog(s)
Cook your rice
Pour heated chili over your hot rice.
Place whole or diced hot dogs on your chili.
Top with shredded cheese.
Micro till cheese is melted.
Have with beverage of your choice. Enjoy.
P.S. Can you tell I'm on medication?
