THX, Sass ! .....Gotta steal the art one...
..and about the other one...
1965 , Times Square, New Year's Eve, packed in , three minutes to midnight ........... Fella pleaded, "let me thru ... I gotta pee."
Crowd did not respond.... "Okay, you asked for it..."
Whipped it out and peed in a circle...... crowd responded in a hurry , lol ...
True story !!