A Male Fairy Tale

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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny,long-legged,full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chipsand beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End
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The toilet seat was not mentioned in that piece Rustpot. :twak: :smile: I fell victim to that one night in the early AM. DH didn't hear the last of that for a long time.
 
Leni said:
The toilet seat was not mentioned in that piece Rustpot. :twak: :smile: I fell victim to that one night in the early AM. DH didn't hear the last of that for a long time.
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I think it was at the end of the piece.:whistling:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny,long-legged,full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whisky, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chipsand beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
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yeah, & we can also scream. loudly. & demand that a bubble bath be drawn for us in the middle of the nite & see to it that the poor guy doesn't snooze for the rest of the evening
 
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