Filtered water is better for you than distilled water. I would use a really good tap filter or countertop filter. If you have treated city water, all you are removing are the treatment chemicals.
I've heard this one used a few times in my life:
"that girl couldn't get kissed if she bathed in chocolate."
Another:
That gal's face looks like she's been sucking green persimmons.
Same at the hospital near me. Heart pain or any coronary related ailment is quick. /accident victims, trauma, bleeding also. other problems not so quick.
It is already starting to affect us here. Winds up to 35 mph. And I've been driving and using a suicide dump all day. Did you know you can teach a 36' trailer to tango?