your self-made food delusions~

luvs

luvs

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my food delusions would be-:in_love:
-alcohol is non-caloric
-so is fat
-candy, if there ain't chocolate in that, that's non-caloric
-& if a food is drinkable, that is also non-caloric
-(that means sugar-laden pop, full-fat milk, creme, oils, including lard/shortening as those,when cooked, they get 2 be liquidy & that....... they're great 4 a person!)
-glazed/sugary donuts, they're non-caloric & quite healthy, too; usually 2 of them promotes well-being
-meat, namely rare or uncooked beef/seafood, is excellent 4 health, too!
-bacon cleans your arteries
lol. he-he
~yours
 
Fruit pies are a great way to get your daily servings of fruit :w00t:
 
Broken cookies (or anything for that matter) don't count (when counting calories).

Clear liquids (or, anything without bubbles) contain no calories.

If you eat it walking or standing, there are no calories absorbed.
 
seems that we're loners, here, guys, or else brave enough 2 put forth those items we ingest when there is less than another person would partake in!
 
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Ramen Noodles (in the square pack with the seasoning packet) are classy and stylish; everyone else eats them too! :yum:
 
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1) Having a glass of V-8 with breakfasts transforms whatever you have with it into a healthy breakfast. This includes cold pizza, leftover halves of sub sandwiches, nuked pasta and bologna/cheese/pickle roll-ups.

2) Cheese Puffs are just flavored, crunchy air, meaning you can eat an infinite number of them with no consequences.

Lee
 
coffee is a bean...beans are legumes so coffee must be good for me..right?:whistling:

if my beer says "half the calories of regular beer"..that means i can drink twice as much :brows:
 
if reading the labelling of 1 item while noshing on another, that that you're reading is now the nutritive value of your food. so, say you're dining on, oh, 1/2 a pack of bacon, read the labelling on the spinach meanwhile!~
 
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Anything that contains or originates from a fruit or vegetable is healthy - this includes any chocolate (cocoa bean), wine (grapes), deep fried battered veg etc
 
if you're snacking by youself, foods ingested get deleted....... 'tis when other people join 'ya that those kcals & sugars, sodium & other items get 2 mattering!~
 
Lefty posted this in another thread last year. I just stumbled upon it.

This is great! (excellent thread, luvs!)

Lee

1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.

3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do.

4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.

5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. (Examples: Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots and Tootsie Rolls.)

7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.

8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something.

9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories (Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes).

10. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.

11. Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.

12. Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!)

13. If you eat ice cream with a fork, it has no calories.
 
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