The Virtual NCT Bar & Grill
- Thread starter Lefty
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PanchoHambre
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Hey QS another louche! mmmm a B&T sounds good.. .I would like a shot of Jameson with mine.... do ye have ne oirish n ye?
PanchoHambre
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Mi self i'm 1/2.... but Mi Da's wife's a Dubliner
Scot eh? Then have a Glenfiddich on me
Scot eh? Then have a Glenfiddich on me
PanchoHambre
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good choice Susan
I'll have a nightcap... a shot of Sambuca time to hit the hey
I'll have a nightcap... a shot of Sambuca time to hit the hey
Biskit
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City council meeting????
Pfffft. THAT would have been less stressful.
Whaddaya drinkin', Biskit? Ready for another?
Lee
PieSusan
Tortes Are Us
Which explains the cue ball in PieSusan's drink.
lol, I've played slop with chefs before.
homecook
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I just had to lay down some "common-sense" directives today at my mom's ass't living. It was quite enjoyable actually.
Sara........a round for everyone!! I'm feeling frisky too!
Barb
I heard cue ball and it reminded me of this one joke so I'm back with the joke:
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"