The Virtual NCT Bar & Grill

i kinda regret ever putting those pics up now ... LOL

Hey, those pics are a testament to your hubby's through and through red-blooded americaness. :beer:

Is americaness a word??? :yum:

Bartender, shot please!! :lol:

DW always smacks me over our vacation pics (what a funny scene that is in Wal-Mart's picture department). Sheesh, it's getting to where she won't let me hold the camera anymore unless she is behind me! :yum:
 
*bellies up to the bar

Barkeep, two fingers of vodka mixed with an ice cold can of Coke.

Can I start a tab? Can I pay with dinners for the bartender?
 
i kinda regret ever putting those pics up now ... LOL

Sorry, once up they never go down!! Those pics will be there years and years to come!!:yum::yum:

But, would it help to know I have pictures just like those of DW?? Gotta be a guy thing, or as Keltin said red blooded Americaness!:yum:
 
Hi Sara. Oh, that is ok. I know everyone is entitled to a bad night. Believe me, I have had plenty of them. Now, do I owe more than I left for last night? Ok, here ya go!
 
My God Sara, you're in very early aren't ya? I was on my way to work and saw the door open so I thought I'd stop in for a quick hello. Getting ready for the lunch crowd? I see your boss is here too...an early starter isn't he?...:D.
See ya tonight. Save my seat!
 
Hello Sara! Hey come here for a second....

What's the difference between a horse and a Porsche?







With a horse, the asshole is on the outside.


:lol::lol::lol:

Get me a Bud, will ya?
 
Hey Sara, here's another one....

Why does the blonde have square boobs?

She didn't take the tissue out of the box.

:oops:
 
Seamus, I'll have a shot of tequila, with a lime and a salt shaker, please. And a Miller Lite.

And could you put a glass of water with a straw in front of the stool next to me - Pancho's on his way.

Lee
 
I've already had dinner, but was just wondering what Lefty's special was today?

Lee
 
Anybody see Barb? I was hoping to hear news about her mom. I'll have another mug of hot tea, Sara. This time with lemon and honey. Thanks.
 
You so silly, Biskit! I was hoping to hear some good news about Barb's mom. Perhaps no news is good news. Or Barb is sheer exhausted.
 
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