Personal Slang or Catch Phrases

Fisher's Mom said:
Me, too, Stacy. (Is it something about Texas women???) Anyway, I have a lot of colorful phrases that I use at appropriate moments - those happen a lot at my house.

I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died.

Oh yeah? Well, people in Hell want ice water, too.

Don't make me break my foot off in your ass.

Here's one I haven't had to use.....yet:

He needed killin', your honor.
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"He had it coming" aka "Cell Block Tango" is a line from a song in the play, "Chicago":

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I usually just say I f'ed this up or f'ed that up. "Hun, I f***ed up the toast." If it's good it's "dope"...old school. lol
 
I borrowed this phrase from the twenties from my dad's elderly cousin: "Whatever tricks your trigger." I also like "the cat's pyjamas", "the cat's meow", "to cut a rug" and "tickling the ivories".
 
And another one...this one has nothing to do with cooking, however..

Just because you can button it (or zip it, or close it, etc..) doesn't mean it fits. Don't these people have mirrors in their homes?
 
Yes, they have mirrors. The problem is that they see sexy, not nasty!! LOL They seriously think they look good!!
 
I brought ya into this world, and I can take you out! Aint no skin off my neck, I will just make another one of ya!

Watch it or I will slap you into next Wednesday!

~Bill Cosby
 
VeraBlue said:
Just because you can button it (or zip it, or close it, etc..) doesn't mean it fits. Don't these people have mirrors in their homes?
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Closely related: "Just because it comes in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it...."

Living in a beach/vacation community, you would just not believe some of the things we see...poor old saggy, baggy gringos walking down the street in their bikinis. OMG.
 
This is going to be so good you're gonna wanna go home and smack your momma. (As in for her not making it for you)
 
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