buzzard767
golfaknifeaholic
What?? We're only looking!!
Yeah, sure. And then you're looking ALONE, constantly avoiding being observed during your "activities". Then you notify your friends about your "find". Soon the fan clubs develop and weekly, no, daily meetings are held. Saner people intervene and a twelve step program comes into existence and is highly touted in the movie star magazines. The Today Show gets involved and Matt smiles as Fox News claims a world wide madness for fOOd's picture.
Sure. Sure. Shit sure, you can't fool me, HC. You are the leader, the 666 of fOOdie madness. You must be stopped. Congress will be involved, and the Army.....