How do you like your rice

[Miniman]

The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So . . . how do you like your rice? Boiled? Or fried?"

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

 

[lilbopeep]

 

[Deelady]

heehee good one!

 

[buckytom]

lol, good one mini.

this joke is almost the same one about eggs and the young couple who had been trying to have a baby.

when asked how she liked her eggs, the wife said, "fertilized".

 

[dansdiamond]

lOVED IT!