JoeV
Dough Boy
Bubba and Earl were returning from a Univ. of Arkansas football game when, approaching a gas station on the outskirts of town Bubba turns in. The sign reads, ?Chance for Free Sex with Fill-Up?. Earl say sounds like a good deal so they fill up and go inside to pay.
"What about the free sex?" Bubba ask.
"You have to play a little game." the owner answers. "Guess a number."
"Nine" Bubba replies
"Nope the number's two."
Let me try Earl says, "I'll bet its seven."
"Nope, I told you the number's two."
As they were driving away Earl says, "I'll bet it's just a trick no one ever wins."
"No that's not so," Earl replies, "My wife came in here twice last week and won both times."
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"What about the free sex?" Bubba ask.
"You have to play a little game." the owner answers. "Guess a number."
"Nine" Bubba replies
"Nope the number's two."
Let me try Earl says, "I'll bet its seven."
"Nope, I told you the number's two."
As they were driving away Earl says, "I'll bet it's just a trick no one ever wins."
"No that's not so," Earl replies, "My wife came in here twice last week and won both times."
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