Answer a question with a question!

[homecook]

Do you know I can have you home by 6 but I can't guarantee the sober part. Or can I?

 

[lilylove]

Can we give Suzi, fake rum?

 

[Deelady]

LOL no the opposite....dark hair and wide hips!! but I can't understand why hubby got me this darn laptop,, can you????

 

[homecook]

Did anyone say you had to make sense?

 

[lilylove]

Isn't it better not to make sense?

 

[Deelady]

I don't have a Ken....I have a Tyrone!! LOL
Get it??? Sorry was that bad??

 

[homecook]

Is there such a thing as fake rum?

 

[lilylove]

Do you know it wasn't as bad as a man with three legs?

 

[Calicolady]

I'll drive if you all promise not to stand up in the back of my pick up. Promise?

 

[suziquzie]

why the hell would i drink FAKE rum?????

 

[lilylove]

would it be so you're sober at six in the AM?

 

[Calicolady]

Fake rum? Is that like fake boobs?

 

[lilylove]

Well..isn't it less rubbery?

 

[homecook]

Don't ask me ask whomever mentioned it first..why can't we stand up in your truck?

 

[suziquzie]

do you want me to be one of those stupid fake drunks?

 

[homecook]

isn't it more siliconey?

 

[Calicolady]

Did anyone see that lifesaver from somewhere else just signed up?

 

[lilylove]

If you are a stupid fake drunk do you wear a fake lamp shade on your head?

 

[homecook]

Isn't that an oxymoron?

 

[Calicolady]

If you stand in my p/u don't you think the bugs will ruin the rum taste?

 

[suziquzie]

what if we stood facing backwards?

 

[Calicolady]

Shitty hair girly, don't you think that's worse?

 

[lilylove]

are smooshed bugs hard to remove from hair?

 

[Deelady]

You guys are cracking me up!!! Have you started drinking without me?? Or is this you sober?? Should I be scared once the alchohol starts flowing?? LOL

 

[Calicolady]

The acid in there digestive system create poka dots in your hair!
Wouldn't that be funny?

 

[lilylove]

Do you know I'm on a no coffee, no booze, no good food diet?

 

[suziquzie]

lol do you know you have an EXCELLENT point!!!?????

 

[homecook]

Is the lifesaver anyone to worry about?

 

[lilylove]

can you ask Suzi? lolololololololol!~

 

[suziquzie]

Do you know i dont like to give lifesavers to legogirl because she manages to choke on COCOA PUFFS once in awhile?