Seven Statements that reflect my growing old ..... 1. I run like the winded.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 70 might be the new 50, but 9:00 pm is my new midnight.
4. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
5. . I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
6. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
7. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.