The Virtual NCT Bar & Grill

[smoke king]

You and me, SK. I'm always the designated driver cuz I always have little kids. Do you think I will end up being a total lush after the kids all finally leave?

Go ahead and drink up Sister Mary Fishers sister-I'll drive all of you home!

Oh, and yes....you'll likely end up a hopeless lush!

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Go ahead and drink up Sister Mary Fishers sister-I'll drive all of you home!

Oh, and yes....you'll likely end up a hopeless lush!

You are a true gentleman, SK!

 

[Sass Muffin]

Barkeep!! I think this young lady needs a shot of Jose Cuervo.....no, not the cheap shit, the 1800!! And put it on my tab!

That could well put me over the edge lol

 

[BamsBBQ]

Go ahead and drink up Sister Mary Fishers sister-I'll drive all of you home!

Oh, and yes....you'll likely end up a hopeless lush!

i am just drinking coke tonight so i can drive as well..

but Sass on the ride home you gotta keep your hands to yourself this time...lol

 

[Sass Muffin]

i am just drinking coke tonight so i can drive as well..

but Sass on the ride home you gotta keep your hands to yourself this time...lol

Who says he does?

 

[smoke king]

.but Sass on the ride home you gotta keep your hands to yourself this time...lol

Say it ain't so Sass! I mean, I read something on the bathroom wall, but I figured it was a different Sassmuffin!

 

[Sass Muffin]

Say it ain't so Sass! I mean, I read something on the bathroom wall, but I figured it was a different Sassmuffin!

I think it may have been.
I ain't that kinda goil..

 

[smoke king]

You are a true gentleman, SK!

Doing nice things for pretty ladies in bars......just one of the many services I offer!

Did I mention I'm with the CIA....mostly undercover stuff-I don't really like to talk about it.

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Doing nice things for pretty ladies in bars......just one of the many services I offer!

Did I mention I'm with the CIA....mostly undercover stuff-I don't really like to talk about it.

Wow, I seem to meet a lot of CIA guys in bars! Now, tell me about these other services.......

 

[smoke king]

Wow, I seem to meet a lot of CIA guys in bars! Now, tell me about these other services.......

Damn! I don't know what to say-no ones actually ever went for it before!!

 

[Fisher's Mom]

See? This is why I don't drink! I'll fall for anything!

 

[BamsBBQ]

Doing nice things for pretty ladies in bars......just one of the many services I offer!

Did I mention I'm with the CIA....mostly undercover stuff-I don't really like to talk about it.

ummm bob you dropped your ID badge

 

[smoke king]

See? This is why I don't drink! I'll fall for anything!

Don't worry Sister Mary FS, I got your back...(pause for everyone to insert their tasteless jokes) y'all know what I mean...

And this next song on the jukebox is for two of my most favoritest ladies in the whole world, Fishers Mom & Sass!!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7MoZuP3JBo[/ame]

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Don't worry Sister Mary FS, I got your back...(pause for everyone to insert their tasteless jokes) y'all know what I mean...

And this next song on the jukebox is for two of my most favoritest ladies in the whole world, Fishers Mom & Sass!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7MoZuP3JBo

Thank you, SK! How did you know I adore Leon Russell? I even got to hear him play a couple of years ago in Port Aransas (which is the very northern tip of Padre Island.)

 

[smoke king]

ummm bob you dropped your ID badge

I knew it had to be around here somewhere-Thanks Jeff. I leave for Nicaruaga tonite. Wait-I think thats my helicopter honking now!

 

[smoke king]

Thank you, SK! How did you know I adore Leon Russell?

Ma'am its a double knot spy's job to know these things. I've been keeping a file on you for some time.

Oh, by the way, your out of mayo and the downstairs toilet isn't flushing right.

 

[Fisher's Mom]

Ma'am its a double knot spy's job to know these things. I've been keeping a file on you for some time.

Oh, by the way, your out of mayo and the downstairs toilet isn't flushing right.

LOL!!! Thanks, SK!

Oh and would you happen to know where I left my pink nighty? You know, the one with the matching pink panties?

 

[Sass Muffin]

Don't worry Sister Mary FS, I got your back...(pause for everyone to insert their tasteless jokes) y'all know what I mean...

And this next song on the jukebox is for two of my most favoritest ladies in the whole world, Fishers Mom & Sass!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7MoZuP3JBo

Very nice.
Sorry, I had to take the weiner dog out to pee lol

 

[BamsBBQ]

LOL!!! Thanks, SK!

Oh and would you happen to know where I left my pink nighty? You know, the one with the matching pink panties?

i think you or Sass left something like that in the back seat of my car the last time i drove you guys home..lmao

 

[smoke king]

I had to take the weiner dog out to pee lol

I know how the weiner dog feels. Be back in a couple minutes!

 

[Sass Muffin]

i think you or Sass left something like that in the back seat of my car the last time i drove you guys home..lmao

Pink panties?
Who wears panties?
Certainly not me..

 

[lifesaver91958]

I llike that music Smoke King. Thanks for sharing. It's beautiful.

 

[BamsBBQ]

Pink panties?
Who wears panties?
Certainly not me..

she lost the nighty no mention of losing the panties..lol

i personally think a woman in scrubs is hot

 

[smoke king]

Pink panties?
Who wears panties?
Certainly not me..

Hey-I don't wear panties either!

 

[Sass Muffin]

Hey-I don't wear panties either!

I suspect you've worn a few around your head at one time or another.

 

[smoke king]

I llike that music Smoke King. Thanks for sharing. It's beautiful.

Its my pleasure LS-consider it sent out to you as well .

 

[BamsBBQ]

well friends i am off... have had insomnia for the last 2 weeks and i actually feel tired... hopefully it will happen this time

night alls

 

[Sass Muffin]

she lost the nighty no mention of losing the panties..lol

i personally think a woman in scrubs is hot

Trust me Jeff.. I am no where near hot in scrubs.
Sweaty maybe.. but not hot lol

 

[smoke king]

I suspect you've worn a few around your head at one time or another.

Hey - no fair!! Your supposed to tell us if you have a webcam!!

 

[smoke king]

well friends i am off... have had insomnia for the last 2 weeks and i actually feel tired... hopefully it will happen this time

night alls

Goodnight brother-If you can't fall asleep I have a huge bottle of trazedone!!