Well, it is not as good as your porn story.

I use to love the cartoon Weebl and Bob and even sent my friend who lives in Queens Park, London to take a picture in front of the Square Pie Company to try to win a contest. I think the prize was a sweatshirt. Alas, I lost but I loved the cartoon. It, too, is not for children but I can post it here:
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm
There are many episodes besides this one.
I also love to bake and have been baking literally since I was a toddler. My grandfather owned a steakhouse before I was born and one of his brothers was a pastry chef. I inherited the baking gene. I just have a knack for it and I have taught baking, too. I almost went to Pastry School but my folks thought it would be too much hard work and I would never have a chance to play. So, it became my hobby. Ages ago, I catered a few parties as a favor but it has been mostly for fun. I can usually read a recipe and intuitively know if it is right.
On another site, I taught a lot of people how to bake. We had a ship, so everyone needed a name--a rabbi is a teacher and that is the kind of officer I wanted to be.
I chose PieSusan because of the cartoon and because I taught a lot of people on the other site how to bake, answered all their questions, etc and I everyone liked my pie primer and bread primer.
So instead of Pastry or Baking Susan, I chose PieSusan and I played with it. MMMMM PIE!!!!
"If you come back, bring pie!"