Exploding Concrete in Trunk!

Deadly Sushi

Deadly Sushi

Formerly The Giant Mojito
A few days ago I put some extra weight in the trunk. 2 50lb bags of pebbles and 2 80lb bags of concrete mix. Well I decided its just too much weight and I went back to Home Depot to return the 2 80lbs bags. I lifted the first one and put it in the cart. I went for the second one and it didnt want to budge so I pulled harder.
POOF!!!!!!!!!! The bag broke right in half and dumped most of the the freakin' mix all over the trunk, bumper, taillight.... and me.
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I went in with the cart filled with dusty concrete mix and washed up in their washroom. The stuff was just all over. After 15 minutes of cleaning I went and returned the stuff.

Then I headed to a self-clean place to vaccum the crap out of my trunk. The thin nozzle wasnt picking up much at all so I slid it off and now I got the full tube to suck up everything! Great! Until the cleaner got clogged with the concreate mix. d'OH!
I got a large funnel with me so I used that to dump most of it out then I used another one of their vaccums to finish the job.
Well after THAT I went to a lounge got one beer, and then went to my ex-girlfriends place. Then we had a few beers together... wound up having sex and bent my glasses!

The End
 
So, uh, no one taught you to take your glasses off first??? LOL.

Sounds like lots of fun there, lucky no moisture got in you coulda had instant concrete in your trunk! For that matter if the police had stopped by they may have thought you had plans to give someone cement shoes.... it is Chicago after all!! LOL.
 
Hmmmm ...... I'm surprised you didn't run into those two hot girls who hang out at home Depot. :ohmy:

Oh wait, that's a different joke :lol:
 
Maverick2272 said:
So, uh, no one taught you to take your glasses off first??? LOL.

Sounds like lots of fun there, lucky no moisture got in you coulda had instant concrete in your trunk! For that matter if the police had stopped by they may have thought you had plans to give someone cement shoes.... it is Chicago after all!! LOL.
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:yum::yum::yum: Soooooooo true!!!!!!! I was doing fine regarding the glasses but she litterally SMASHED.... and I mean SMASHED her 36 Ds sweater puppies up against my whole face! :shock:
 
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