lol, that reminds me of an old joke.
on sunday in his sermon, a priest mentioned that anything you will ever deal with in your life; any trials or tribulations you may encounter, you can find a passage in the bible which describes that event or something very similar.
a perplexed woman, greatly bothered by problems in her own life, waited outside after mass to speak to the priest about it.
she queried, "father, i've never seen anything in the bible that deals with... well, a woman's problem. i'm embarrassed to say it, but i suffer from terrible pre-menstrual syndrome every month. but, i've never seen anything in the bible about things like this."
the priest thought about it for a second, then turned to a passage in the bible about the story of the birth of jesus.
"here it is," the priest proclaimed.
"and mary rode joseph's ass all the way to bethlehem."
seamus, give me an irish coffee, with legs.