Damn! That's the second time that damned bartender's thrown me out!
My mama told me drinking would make me blind, I should of listened to her.
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My mama told me masturbating would make me blind. I should have listened to her.
You wear silver frames, dontcha?and I was gonna quit when I needed glasses!
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My mama told me masturbating would make me blind. I should have listened to her.
what the heck?? LOL
Does red make me look fat?