Lefty
Yank
You know when the day is going to suck when...
1. I let the dogs out on the tie out.
2. I hear barking and investigate.
3. The ****in dogs wrapped them selves around the picnic table and I am in just boxers (dogs still barking and its six am)
4. I find my sneakers turn off the outside light and go on my rescue mission.
5. Dogs are free, but (see thread title) the door is locked on me, it 10 degrees outside and I am in sneakers and boxers. (oh **** you say)
6. I start knockin on the door to wake my old lady and finally I here her coming down the stairs (expletive x 100)
7. She lets me in and can't stop laughing.
Yes its funny but I wonder what else the day has in store for me. (I hope this brought you a smile, it is 100% true, cant make **** like this up.)
Off to make some coffee and plan on how to sell the dogs to the Chinese Restaurant.
Have a good day.
2. I hear barking and investigate.
3. The ****in dogs wrapped them selves around the picnic table and I am in just boxers (dogs still barking and its six am)
4. I find my sneakers turn off the outside light and go on my rescue mission.
5. Dogs are free, but (see thread title) the door is locked on me, it 10 degrees outside and I am in sneakers and boxers. (oh **** you say)
6. I start knockin on the door to wake my old lady and finally I here her coming down the stairs (expletive x 100)
7. She lets me in and can't stop laughing.
Yes its funny but I wonder what else the day has in store for me. (I hope this brought you a smile, it is 100% true, cant make **** like this up.)
Off to make some coffee and plan on how to sell the dogs to the Chinese Restaurant.
Have a good day.
