Lefty
Yank
- Would you prefer I said that this was a lethal explosive or that I was just happy to see you?
- I’ve got some baggage in my pants that’s been left unattended.
- Do you know what censure means? Yeah, me neither.
- If you were a member of the Nixon family, you’d be Pat. You know, because of the pats.
- If you were an 80′s-era female singer, you’d be Pat Benatar. You know, because of the pats.
- If you were a member of the Jackson family, you’d be Michael. You know, because of the…
- Have you ever seen “The Crying Game”?
- You’d think if they were going to make this required, they would at least legalize smoking on board airplanes afterwards.
- So, do you come here often?
- Is this a bad time to tell you I have this rare condition where if anyone touches a specific dime-sized area of my upper thigh I make the bond with him for life? I’m part Avatar on my mother’s side.
- If you touch my junk, I will have you arrested
- Hey can you check me for a hernia while your down there!
- Dude a little to the left
- Am a quart low or am I good for another couple hundred miles.
- Could you give me a rotation and balance after you finish the oil change?
- I feel like a couch and your the person looking for change.
- So you want to get some drinks later?
- Watch out for the python it’ll get ya!
- You know, what you’re doing makes us legally married in some states!
- Careful around the open sores!
- I’ll give you half an hour to stop that!
