These are classified ads, which were placed in a U.K. newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
> 8 years old.
> Hateful little bastard.
> Bites!
> FREE PUPPIES
> 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
>
> FREE PUPPIES.
> Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
> Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
>
> COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
> Also 1 gay bull for sale.
>
> JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
> Must sell washer and dryer £100.
>
> WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
> Worn once by mistake.
> Call Stephanie.
>
> *** And the WINNER is... ***
> FOR SALE BY OWNER.
> Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
> Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
> No longer needed; got married last month.
> Wife knows f#%#%#g everything!
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
> 8 years old.
> Hateful little bastard.
> Bites!
> FREE PUPPIES
> 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
>
> FREE PUPPIES.
> Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
> Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
>
> COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
> Also 1 gay bull for sale.
>
> JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
> Must sell washer and dryer £100.
>
> WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
> Worn once by mistake.
> Call Stephanie.
>
> *** And the WINNER is... ***
> FOR SALE BY OWNER.
> Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
> Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
> No longer needed; got married last month.
> Wife knows f#%#%#g everything!