Tree Hugger

TexasGirl

TexasGirl

The Invisible
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.

Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree & pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.

When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day.............cupcake..."
















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reminds me of my joke, a good one..lol

brilliant minds think alike TG...lol

http://www.netcookingtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6074

Bob was walking through the woods and he sees a guy hugging a tree. Bob walks up and say "What are you doing?" The man says "I am listening to the heart of the tree."

Well Bob had never hear of such a thing and asks if he can try it too. The guy answers "Sure, Just wrap your hands around the tree and place your ear against the trunk." And he steps back to allow Bob to step up to the tree.

Just as Bob presses his ear to the trunk the guy slaps handcuffs on him trapping him. and proceeds to steal Bob's watch, wallet, car keys, and removes his pants to further humilate Bob. The takes off day the path laughing wildly.

Bob doesn't know how long he is strapped to the tree, but after awhile he hears somebody coming along the path and starts to call out for help. He hears a gruff voice say "Boy, what the hell are you doing?"

Bob proceeds to share the story of what happened with the man. Bob then hears a zipper and "Wow, this just isn't your day!"
 
DAMN, sorry Bam!! Did I never saw yours!! LOL. I pay attention so well!! but ,yeah, great minds do think alike!!
 
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