Actually, in the last 2 weeks:
A/C Died
Front Steps collapsed
Door Knob on the back door seized up (and I knocked it out with an axe)
Lawn Mower Died
Bay Window in the LR started leaking
Hot Water heater went out
DW Sliced her hand and needed stitches
Speedometer cable on my car snapped
Check Engine Light on my car came on
Front left tire on my car went flat
My neighbor is a moron and asks me the SAME electrical question everyday (how many times can I explain it????)
It rains EVERY OTHER DAY here
But, I fixed the AC, the steps, and the window. The Doorknob DW tried to buy a new one and bought the wrong one, but I exchanged it today for the right one (it works now!). DW gets stitches out Wednesday. Fixed the tire and don’t really care about the other parts just yet! Gave my neighbor a book on electricity and wiring, replaced the heating element in the hot water heater, bought a new lawn mower that mulches and the lawn looks great.
Can’t do squat about the rain though!
All in all, I’m actually in a pretty darn good mood. Those two songs I actually heard on the way home on a local rock station. I rarely listen to the radio, but today I did, and the DJ played those back to back. I really got a kick out of those songs and thought I’d share.
That which does not kill us only makes us stronger. I should be bullet proof by now…….but I’m not dumb enough to NOT know it COULD be worse.
So cheers, and another whisky please!!