TexasGirl
The Invisible
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and again, it won
The local Paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local pater, hearing of the new, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so, she sold it to a farmer for $10
The next day, the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, so, he ordered nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.
Moral of the story....
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life
So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and again, it won
The local Paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local pater, hearing of the new, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so, she sold it to a farmer for $10
The next day, the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, so, he ordered nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.
Moral of the story....
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life
So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.
