Sophie Tucker joke (very bawdy)

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Tortes Are Us
I will never forget it you know. I was in the woods last night with my boyfriend Ernie. He said to me "Soph, these woods sure are dark, I sure wish I had a flashlight." I said to him, "So do I Ernie. You've been munching grass for the last ten minutes!"
By Sophie Tucker
 
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