Lefty Yank Sep 10, 2010 #1 A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?' She stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?' She stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'
QSis Grill Master Staff member NCT Patron Sep 10, 2010 #3 My grandmother was a librarian, and my grandfather was Scottish. I hope they are reading this joke! Lee
My grandmother was a librarian, and my grandfather was Scottish. I hope they are reading this joke! Lee
JoeV Dough Boy Sep 13, 2010 #4 THe Rolling Stones song says... "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." The Scotsman says..."Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
THe Rolling Stones song says... "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." The Scotsman says..."Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
