JoeV
Dough Boy
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Wal-Mart for my dog and I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think - that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, but I was starting the "Oprah" recommended Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because the last time I ended up in the hospital. I'd lost 50 pounds when I woke up in intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. She asked me about the diet? I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, and the way it works is to you load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, but I was starting the "Oprah" recommended Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because the last time I ended up in the hospital. I'd lost 50 pounds when I woke up in intensive care ward with tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. She asked me about the diet? I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet, and the way it works is to you load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!
WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
