i wish it was a joke, cc.
one day as i was cleaning up dead branches behind the bushes in front of my house, a couple of kids tried to steal my neighbor's car right across the street. i jumped out and chased them for several blocks, where they eventually ran into a house. (cue starsky and hutch chase music).
dw and other neighbors called the police in the mean time, who took several minutes to get to our street less than a half mile from police hq.
i think the little f'ers thought that i didn't see where they went. when the police arrived, i told them where they went, and i happened to notice that the kids were about to jump into another car as i was chasing them, but then they kept running. as it turned out, they had already stolen the other car from another town, but they didn't get a chance to use it to get away with my fat ass in pursuit.
i showed the cops where they went, and as we approached the house, one of the cops got a call on the radio from the seargent on duty to quit and return to the station.
i was shocked. all they did was call a tow truck to bring the previously stolen car to a police lot until the owner could retreive it.
they had eyewitnesses, a stolen car, fingerprints all over the place and the suspects cornered in a house, and they just gave up. tell me someone wasn't getting paid off. the cops just shrugged it off and drove away.
my neighbor's car was stolen the next night.