Midlife Crisis

Rustpot

Rustpot

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After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great!!! They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis...:bonk:
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Mountain man said:
I turn 60 at the end of the year. Still have most of my hair and it ain't as grey as my beard....:thumb:
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No wonder I cant remember, I am older than you. I turn 60 in june. lol. As you can see in my photo I have most of my hair. Being that the Photo is about 5 years old and most of my hair is white. I should start a thred "remember when". Have a good day old timer. :thumb:
 
Darn, I didn't know I was dealing with a bunch of kids on NCT. At 78 I may be the oldest on here.
Regardless of your age always remember what ole Satchel Paige said "Don't look back, something might be gaining on you".
 
My doc lady says I am in great shape and have a good attitude for all my problems. I told her I have to keep moving or one of these diseases might catch me.:yum::yum:
 
Rustpot said:
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me you're not holding up your side of things.'[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Aren't older women great!!! They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis...:bonk:[/FONT]
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