Lord, they are finally together

TexasGirl

TexasGirl

The Invisible
Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and her & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy *again*, remarried,....and this time, her & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied:....
"I think he means her legs, Ethel..."
 
For some reason, I can see Olympia Duckakis and Shirley McClaine. You know their characters in Steal Magnolias, hehe
 
Kind of reminds me of the old Grocho Marx game show. He had a woman on one afternoon as a contestant who had 18 kids in 20 years of marrage. He asked her why so many kids and her answer was she loved her husband. His response was "I love my cigar but I take it out now and then."
 
joec said:
Kind of reminds me of the old Grocho Marx game show. He had a woman on one afternoon as a contestant who had 18 kids in 20 years of marrage. He asked her why so many kids and her answer was she loved her husband. His response was "I love my cigar but I take it out now and then."
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Stress Relief

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological tests.

The funny thing is that it works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream in the mountains.

2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

3. No one knows your secret place.

4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.

5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

6. The water is crystal clear.

7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding under the water.

See. You're smiling already.
 
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