Locker Room Etiquette?

Nakedness in the locker Room.......

  • You should be as short as possible...

    Votes: 8 88.9%

  • My body is my temple why not let others see it...

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Total voters
    9
Lefty

Lefty

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Nakedness in the locker Room.......

Should be for as short as possible..

My body is my temple, why not let others see it...
 
Yup! What they said.

My body IS a temple, unfortunately, it's a fixer upper. ( Borrowed that,, But, I like it)
 
It is what it is. A locker room is for changing clothes... nudity required.
If ya don't like the scenery, don't look.
 
Nudity doesn't bother me in the least, but I know it bothers many other people. For that reason, I change as quickly and discretely as possible without being ridiculous. (You can get panties on with a towel wrapped around you, but you'd have to be a contortionist to get a bra on without dropping the towel.)
 
What are you saying Buzz? I thought I saw you in there to ...but I was to busy focus'ing on FM.

edit to add:
I didn't know what contortionista meant so I googled 'definition contortionista' OMG. I got every kind of xxx dvd stuff imaginable. Still don't know what it means as I didn't dare click on those links from where I am now ....but it is a movie that lasts 1:52 FWIW.
 
QSis said:
What's a "locker room"?

Lee
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(psssst, buzz, Qsis has entered the Locker room. :D :thumb:)

Hi Lee,
It's a place where you take off your clothes and put them in a locker and put on gym clothes or vice versa. Sometimes you shower in there. Do you feel dirty? :yankchain: :D
 
I shower at the gym at least 3 times a week, and sometimes as many as 5. There is no way I can do my normal routine in one of those 3x3 changing closets.

So, I come from the shower, drop the towel and dress. I don't parade, but I don't do a slinky impersonation, either. I don't have the equipment I once did, but I'm not ashamed of what I do have.
 
Wow, I should have hung out longer, now Vera's here. :D

Sounds good Vera. :thumb: :D
 
High Cheese said:
Put a towel around your waist and change your chonies. No one wants to see anyones junk!
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especially after they've been vibrated and bounced around on top of a gas tank on a bike for an afternoon! :shock:

roflmao, qsis!!!!

i have 2 good locker room stories.

a long time ago when i was in the 8th grade, i was selected from my class to go along with a few other students to see the brandy new giants stadium in the meadowlands before the opening game, and have a meet-n-greet with the players after practice.

well, the stadium was beautiful; we got to kick a few field goals with the giants' kickers, and run around on the filed for a while. but then we had the meet-n-greet. they walked us into the locker room just after practice had ended, and all i can remember is gigantic, naked men walking around. i quickly prayed for either an exit door, or a pair of stilts because being the height of a 12 or 13 year old amongst 6"5" men is a disturbing thing to do. :shock:

my second locker room story was years later, when i was about 30 and kept in shape by working out at a local gym. i'd first go lift and ride a stationary bike, then off it was to do a half mile in the pool.
i became friends with a bunch of guys who swam the "laps only" time around noon everyday, along with a few women who braved our competitive b.s. to get their laps in with us.
there was this one german girl who swam in our lanes wearing an ill fitting, thin, white swimsuit when she did her laps, mostly doing the breast stroke and frog kick. :thumb::brows:
after swimming as the guys showered up, the conversation inevitably turned to the girl in white. one guy never said much, but chuckled along as we spoke in typical gutteral locker room opinions of what she wasn't hiding too well.

one day (probably when she wasn't there that day, lol), the conversation turned to what we each did for a living. when it was the quiet guy's turn, he was cryptic in his description of his employ.
he mentioned that he only works once a week, and he's closer to the home office every time he flies.
most of the guys didn't get it, but i immediately realized that he was a priest. :poster_oops: :hide:

i caught him out in the parking lot and profusely apologized for my part of it, if he'd been offended.

he simply replied that he truely enjoyed being treated as one of the guys for a change, and except for a comment or two had no problem enjoying the beautiful things the lord had made, as much as us.

i never said another word in that locker room ever again.
 
Those are great stories, BT. Especially the priest story. I had a similar experience with a nun disguised as just another swimmer at the YMCA. We weren't talking about a hot guy in a see-through speedo (sadly), but we were swearing and cutting up. I didn't find out until a few weeks later when I saw her in her "uniform" that she was a nun!

I remember when my middle 2 sons were about 7 and 9, I had enrolled them in homeschool swim classes at the Y. The classes were in the morning, and the pool was in use by a lot of senior citizens. The first time the boys had to change in the locker room, they came out with horrified looks on their faces. My youngest said he didn't want to take swim classes anymore. I thought he was upset about changing in the locker room, so I told him he could just ride home in his swimsuit from now on, but he kept insisting he didn't want to swim anymore. Finally, we got him to tell us that he was afraid being in the water too much would make his butt get all wrinkled like the old men in the locker room!
 
GREAT stories guys. Always good to start the day with a good laugh or two or three. :thumb:

BT that 'meet the team' scenario could be traumatic for 11 / 12 year old boys. :eek: OMG, what were they thinking? LOL. I bet the teachers were as shocked as you kids but, once the damage was done (you were already in there and some of the players were already undressed) it was to late to turn and run. :yum: :yum:

So, I have to ask .... are you a Giants fan? :D
 
lol, yes doc. i'm a giants fan. but i prefer to watch games through my neighbor's window.

is that strange?

lol, j/k.

geez, boys at that age are already insecure about their manhood, and to parade us through some of the biggest, unabashed men on the planet was wrong. just wrong.

but whaddya want; it was catholic school. it wasn't really that bad in perspective.
 
Dunno about kids anymore as mine are in their 20's and we never discussed that, but I take classes during my lunch break during my work day. Most ppl are concerned with getting themselves dressed/undressed, their workout in, and then back to the office - in a pretty quick fashion.

Most probably anyone who walks around in a state of undress, does that at home, where they are alone. I think after a while you are numb to the other people's state of undress.
 
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