Kids Say The Darndest Things
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they sure do Granny.My youngest daughter had started learning to read and we were in church and she was trying to follow the service in the book. The priest was doing the 1st or 2nd reading of the gosple (catholic service) and my daughter got lost. She asked my mom, who she was sitting by her, where in the book she should be. My mom was not quick enough in answering and the priest started the reading. My daughter jumps up and yells "Wait a minute God!". It was a large church and she got lots of chuckles all around us. We were not sure if the priest had heard her or not, until after mass when we were leaving the priest said something to the effect of "That was quiet a compliment little lady."
We all got a good laugh and Bethany learned the priest was not God. 
cute, yinz guys. one that sticks in in my mind is a tot i used to babysit for, fer his Mom........ he says, 'why can't i steal candy bars.'
i said, 'those police'll get you, & you'll be behind bars.' i made him return that candy to that clerk. he was weeping & hurt to see a 1-grader turn himself in. taught him, though, that u cannot simply take stuff.
i said, 'those police'll get you, & you'll be behind bars.' i made him return that candy to that clerk. he was weeping & hurt to see a 1-grader turn himself in. taught him, though, that u cannot simply take stuff.
When my kids were growing up, they devoured every food I placed before them, including liver and onions, which I only made once or twice a year. One day my son stopped by the kitchen to ask what was for dinner. When I said, "Liver and onions." He said, "You make witch's brew." and walked away.
Well, at dinner, he didn't miss a beat. The liver and onions went right down the shoot with the rest of the food.
The next day at the grocery store, I was at the meat counter, and saw what looked like a giant, pointed ear. The package said 'Pig Ears', which is something I had never seen before. I looked to see what my son was doing, he wasn't paying any attention to me, so I placed the pig ear in my shopping cart, put on a poker face, looked streight ahead, and slowly started pushing the cart. My son walked over to see what I had placed in the cart. His eyes grew big as saucers, his mouth dropped open, and with a shocked voice he said, "See, I told you you make witch's brew!"
I put them back in the meat case. Never again did my son accuse me of making witch's brew.
DISCLAIMER: No offense intended to those who likes to eat pig ears.
Well, at dinner, he didn't miss a beat. The liver and onions went right down the shoot with the rest of the food.
The next day at the grocery store, I was at the meat counter, and saw what looked like a giant, pointed ear. The package said 'Pig Ears', which is something I had never seen before. I looked to see what my son was doing, he wasn't paying any attention to me, so I placed the pig ear in my shopping cart, put on a poker face, looked streight ahead, and slowly started pushing the cart. My son walked over to see what I had placed in the cart. His eyes grew big as saucers, his mouth dropped open, and with a shocked voice he said, "See, I told you you make witch's brew!"
I put them back in the meat case. Never again did my son accuse me of making witch's brew.
DISCLAIMER: No offense intended to those who likes to eat pig ears.