bowlingshirt
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
> We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears
> repairman told us that
> one of our problems was that we did not have a
> 'large' enough motor on the
> opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the
> largest one Sears
> made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and
> said, 'Lady, you
> need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was
> larger than 1/4. He said,
> 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'
>
>
> We haven't used Sears repair since.
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's
> take-out window and I gave
> the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed
> her a quarter..
> She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said,
> 'Yes I know, but this way
> you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and
> went to get the
> manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and
> he handed me back
> the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not
> do that kind of thing.'
> The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in
> change..
>
> Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
> neighbor call the local
> township administrative office to request the removal of
> the DEER CROSSING
> sign on our road.
> The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out
> here! I don't think
> this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
>
>
> From Kingman , KS
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco...
> She asked the
> person behind the counter for 'minimal
> lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had
> iceburg lettuce.
> From Kansas City
>
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I was at the airport, checking-in at the gate when an
> airport employee
> asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
> your knowledge?' To
> which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how
> would I know?' He
> smiled knowingly and nodded,
> 'That's why we ask.'
>
> This happened in Birmingham , Ala.
>
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
> cross the street. I was
> crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of
> mine. She asked if I
> knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
> blind people when
> the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on
> earth are blind people
> doing driving?!'
> She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING :
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She
> was leaving the
> company due to 'downsizing.'
> Our manager commented cheerfully,
> 'This is fun. We should do this more often.'
> Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each
> other with that
> deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>
> This was a lunch at Texas Instruments...
>
> ;
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back
> into itself and
> for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her
> system would not turn
> on.
>
> A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
>
>
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
> to pick up our
> car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went
> to the service
> department and found a mechanic working feverishly to
> unlock the driver
> side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> instinctively tried the
> door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
> 'Hey,' I announced to the
> technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know.
> I already got that side.'
>
> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS
>
>
>
> STAY ALERT!
>
> They walk among us...
> and
> they VOTE
> and
> they REPRODUCE
> We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears
> repairman told us that
> one of our problems was that we did not have a
> 'large' enough motor on the
> opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the
> largest one Sears
> made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and
> said, 'Lady, you
> need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was
> larger than 1/4. He said,
> 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'
>
>
> We haven't used Sears repair since.
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's
> take-out window and I gave
> the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed
> her a quarter..
> She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said,
> 'Yes I know, but this way
> you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and
> went to get the
> manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and
> he handed me back
> the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not
> do that kind of thing.'
> The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in
> change..
>
> Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
> neighbor call the local
> township administrative office to request the removal of
> the DEER CROSSING
> sign on our road.
> The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out
> here! I don't think
> this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
>
>
> From Kingman , KS
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco...
> She asked the
> person behind the counter for 'minimal
> lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had
> iceburg lettuce.
> From Kansas City
>
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I was at the airport, checking-in at the gate when an
> airport employee
> asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
> your knowledge?' To
> which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how
> would I know?' He
> smiled knowingly and nodded,
> 'That's why we ask.'
>
> This happened in Birmingham , Ala.
>
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
> cross the street. I was
> crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of
> mine. She asked if I
> knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
> blind people when
> the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on
> earth are blind people
> doing driving?!'
> She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING :
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She
> was leaving the
> company due to 'downsizing.'
> Our manager commented cheerfully,
> 'This is fun. We should do this more often.'
> Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each
> other with that
> deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>
> This was a lunch at Texas Instruments...
>
> ;
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back
> into itself and
> for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her
> system would not turn
> on.
>
> A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
>
>
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
>
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership
> to pick up our
> car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went
> to the service
> department and found a mechanic working feverishly to
> unlock the driver
> side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
> instinctively tried the
> door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
> 'Hey,' I announced to the
> technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know.
> I already got that side.'
>
> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS
>
>
>
> STAY ALERT!
>
> They walk among us...
> and
> they VOTE
> and
> they REPRODUCE
