Lefty
Yank
Cancel my subscription, I'm over your issues.
"There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start."
Why is it a fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing.
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
I wonder what the person I`m going to marry is doing right now..
I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but Satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me...
don't flatter yourself, I sent a friend request not a marriage proposal
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night’ ”
this has definitely been 1 of those days that Hal-mark doesn't make a card for
Life is soooo much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Have a good weekend.
Dear Karma, thank you for doing my dirty work, I owe you!
"There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start."
Why is it a fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing.
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
I wonder what the person I`m going to marry is doing right now..
I'm not saying I did terrible things last night but Satan just woke up on my couch and he won't make eye contact with me...
don't flatter yourself, I sent a friend request not a marriage proposal
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night’ ”
this has definitely been 1 of those days that Hal-mark doesn't make a card for
Life is soooo much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Have a good weekend.
Dear Karma, thank you for doing my dirty work, I owe you!