Guts
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[FONT="]A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his bike.[/FONT][FONT="]
[FONT="]The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its 'heart', take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in; and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a measly salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same kind of work?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic. "Try doing it with the engine running[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT="]The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked, "So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its 'heart', take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in; and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a measly salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same kind of work?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic. "Try doing it with the engine running[/FONT][/FONT]