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Squirrel problems at the churches There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town: a Presbyterian church, a Baptist church, a Methodist church, a Catholic church and a Jewish synagogue. Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels. The Presbyterian...

I basically make 2 types of beef taco, one I consider to be a street taco. Which would be a corn tortilla heated over open flame, filled with Mexican Carne Asada beef with onion cilantro and pico de gallo. Then there is stringy beef tacos. These tacos are made with brisket which has been cooked...

I hope you all think this is funny as I did

Here's a few pictures from my Catalina trip last week. Breakfast was scrambled eggs sausage fresh mango, with French roast coffee and milk. Cocktail Myers rum with pineapple orange juice over ice. The people I was traveling with on another boat like mine had recently come back from Belize and...

With all the talk about pineapples, I offer up this recipe it is very simple and you could also use premade pie shells if you are in a hurry. Imagine a tropical apple pie! This pie can be made with Splenda also, if you have to watch a sugar. You will see at the bottom there is a person's name...

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to...

Does anyone have one of these or something similar? If so do you like it? Another website that I visit has a thread going on this immersion cooker, and I must say it looks interesting. Here's a link to see what I'm talking about, they also have larger units...

gutter Garden see how the extra water flows down to the next gutter.

A German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!"...

Found a new use for my pizza screen. Frozen French fries and onion rings, sometimes you just don't want to go through the trouble of cutting your French fries and deep frying them, say you just want a handful of French fries/onion rings with your meal. So I buy frozen ones at the grocery store...

STUD ROOSTER A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK, old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these...

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A rare photo of Lincoln taken with war correspondent Brian Williams

Secondhand vegetarian

New Cowboy Boots Bert at 80 years old, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret at age 75, looked him over...

RETIRED HUSBAND After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received...

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center. After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it Was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and...

I made these tonight Because the miniature peanut butter cups for going fast. LOL Reese’s Chewy Chocolate Cookies 2 cups all-purpose flour / 310 grams ¾ cup Hershey’s Cocoa / 60 grams 1 teaspoon baking soda / 6.8 grams ½ teaspoon salt / 3.5 grams 1 ¼ cups (2 ½ sticks) butter...

What do you folks think is this a typo it 3.5 hours? I want to try this but I’m having a hard time understanding the instructions that say cook for 3.5 hours. The ingredient say chicken breast cooked and shredded, why would this need to cook for 3 ½ hours? Seems to me all you would need to...

Note this may be a little off-color but most of its pretty funny I think. Dear Family, I'm not dead yet. Thanksgiving is still important to me. If being in my Last Will and Testament is important to you, then you might consider being with me for my favorite holiday. Dinner is at...