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Spring has sprung here in SoCal. Just bought a bunch of tomatoes and the space for them has been rototilled. What are you folks planting this year?

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone called 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. "It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the...

My DH has recently been diagnosed. Do any of you have a favorite cookbook for diabetics. I know that they are available but I'd like to get one that has been tried.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up. (2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game...

Twas the night before Christmas, the ship was out steaming, Sailors stood watch while others were dreaming. ... They lived in a crowd with racks tight and small, In a 40 man berthing, cramped one and all. I had come down the stack with presents to give, And to see inside just who might...

Twas the night before Christmas, and out on the ramp, Not an airplane was stirring, not even a Champ. The aircraft were fastened to tiedowns with care, In hopes that come morning, they all would be there. The fuel trucks were nestled, all snug in their spots, With gusts from two-forty at 39...

What kind of person can shoot such young innocent children? Pure evil. What a horrible to have happened and right before the holidays. You just know that presents have already been bought for some of the dead. Words cannot even begin to express my feelings on this one.

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for...

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked. "My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?" "Where are you?" John asked. "I'm in the drugstore," Jill...

It's time to plant my winter garden. So far I have planted peas, lettuce, chard, broccoli, and cauliflower. I plan to also plant radishes, cabbage, beets, turnips, and whatever else strikes my fancy. What are you planting?

Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I died of shame!" she answers. "Sam from over the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy...

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between complete andfinished*. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsunder Balgogin, a Guanese, was the clear winner. His final...

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and...

For Old farts: Large font, and only two lines. I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate, "That'll be us in ten years." He said, "That's a mirror, you idiot. "

This was posted on another website that I go to. Several members there have tried this and really liked it. I'm going to make it tomorrow. Chicken With Artichokes 3 1/2 to 4 pound chicken legs and thighs 1 can artichoke hearts, drained and halved 1 medium onion, cut into chunks about...

Just heard that she has passed. One of the funniest ladies ever.

Well, I lost my little mind today and bought 25 pounds of Hatch chiles. It was either buy 17 pounds or the 25. They were roasted for me. Right now I am cleaning the skins off the peppers. I plan to give some away and freeze the rest. I sure could use some favorite recipes.

I have leftover pot roast with all of the trimings. Mom is not cooking tonight.

Lifesaver, I think that is the parliament building. How about it Uncle Ralph?

It's not even noon yet so I really don't have a clue. DH wants to go shopping today so it looks like it will be whatever we buy today.