The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would...
One winter morning, a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.
So, the good wife...
My Mammaw had a stroke yesterday. I'm not asking for healing or for her to get better, that isn't going to happen. She is 91 years old and has had a pretty good life. I just ask for peace for her. I have never seen her in a hospital and other than a cold, I never saw her really sick, up until...
Test, formerly from WWE found dead in his Tampa home at the age of 33.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story/Former-pro-wrestler-found-dead-in-Tampa/6e18yKZvqUGHxundwCNxug.cspx
Is this not the most ridiculous thing you have ever heard?? This what the tax payers helped pay for and they are not happy!!
http://www.wfaa.com/video/wfaageneral-index.html?nvid=339990
Baby's First Doctor Visit
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed...
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and again, it won
The local Paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the...
okay, don't friggin laugh at me if you already know this, but, I have been using computers for 10+ years and JUST did this by accident.
If you have a mouse with the scroll wheel, hold your control button {Ctrl} down and scroll that wheel.
Cowboys let him go today!! Too bad, he plays the game well, but, DOES NOT play well with others!!
One of our radio stations made a song to the tune of Brooks and Dunns "Cowgirl don't cry"
T.O. bye bye, Dallas won't cry!