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  1. BamsBBQ

    wtg Keltin... 9 greenies

    way to go brother... 9 greenies you deserve everyone of them my friend
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    2 of my newest yard sale items

    after many years of searching for the right one i finally brought home a new to me Presto Pressure Cooker.. it came with 2 replacement gaskets,1 steam gauge,4 automatic air vents and a cooking canning rack...was still in the original box.. it is a 20 quart pressure cooker, i cant quite...
  3. BamsBBQ

    For Pancho & Rob

    just have to say, i hate USPS..lol i have a brand new BBQ'd Pork Rub that will be included
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    BBQ'd Pork Loin plus

    going to put all of todays cook into one post... for all these recipes you will need basic meat rub - sweeter the better 1 large pork loin 1 lb bacon 2 pounds honey garlic sausage instructions will follow as soon as youtube finishes processing my video some pics...
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    Winning the Lottery

    a woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and says.. "Honey pack your bags i won the lottery!!" the husband says,"WOW!" "Thats great!" "I'm sooo happy!!!! should i pack for the ocean or should i pack for the mountains?" she says, "I dont care, just get the HELL out!!" :lol:
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    ISO: Antipasto Calabrese - hot mixed vegetables

    i have been eating these for a long time and need to find a recipe.. at over $4 for a small jar its getting expensive..lol i know the ingredients are olive oil,califlower,celery,carrots,pepper rings,red peppers,green olives,vinegar,eggplant,fennel,garlic and onions... thats basically it..
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    Bleu Cheese Stuffed Steaks

    2 rib eye steaks, boneless 2 sm. chunks bleu cheese 1/2 cup Madeira wine(or any kind of fortified wine) 1/2 cup beef broth 2 Tbsp. cornstarch Mushrooms Vegetable oil Cut a thin pocket deep into steaks and insert cheese. Fry steaks in oil quickly until crisp yet a bit rare. Take out. Pour...
  8. BamsBBQ

    Dough for Calzone

    4 c All-Purpose Flour 1 pk Yeast 1 1/3 c Warm Water 4 tb Olive Oil 1 ts Salt These turnovers may be baked on a pizza stone like a pizza or on a lightly oiled cookie sheet like any other turnover. If you are going to use a pizza stone or tile, preheat it along with the oven. Preheat the oven to...
  9. BamsBBQ

    50 FACTS ABOUT WOMEN

    1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. 3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't...
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    A MAN'S ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION A WOMAN EVER ASKS

    1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS? It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it's not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone...
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    KEEPING UP WITH HUBBY

    Two women were in a hair salon talking about their home lives when the subject of flighty husbands came up. "It's unbelievable," one woman said. "I can never figure out where he goes at night." "I know exactly what you mean," said the other woman. "One second he's in the house, and the next...
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    THE FEMALE RULES

    1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is...
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    THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN A WOMAN'S LIFE

    10) The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." 9) The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide." 8) The Hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown." 7) The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" 6) The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you...
  14. BamsBBQ

    PERSONAL GUIDE FOR MEN CAUGHT "LOOKING"

    A guide to what men should say when caught looking at another woman by their significant other: * I can't believe that outfit she is wearing. (Said disdainfully) * Look at that guy... over there... behind the woman. * I think that's a man dressed as a woman. (Incredulous) * Isn't that...
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    TOP 10 REASONS GOD CREATED EVE

    10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions. 9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!) 8. God knew that Adam would never...
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    THE 5 HARDEST QUESTIONS FOR MEN

    The 5 toughest questions for men are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man...
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    PMS AND THE LIGHT BULB

    How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before...
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    A PMS GUIDE

    Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other. DANGEROUS...
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    HORSES VS. HUSBANDS

    for the ladies..lol GOOD THINGS ABOUT HUSBANDS: 1. Husbands are less expensive to shoe than horses. 2. Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay. 3. A lame husband can still work. 4. A husband with a bellyache doesn't have to be...
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    THE BLONDE'S SISTER

    A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies....."Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling...
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