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Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She...

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want...

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?' Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.' 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replied, 'Because when...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with...

i am on another forum and we have a weekly food throwdown...this weeks category is "Around the World"... the rules the first entry Homemade fresh garlic kielbasa with braised red cabbage (kapusta) and grilled homemade perogies

somebody help me with my boredom...playing poker is not cutting it... who wants karma?..lol

i got hungry earlier so i had to show off my leftovers...lol i felt like a little different so i used 3 tablespoons SBR's and 1 tablespoon of apricot jam...heated in a pan, added leftover pulled pork and came out with this

i just saw this on a science channel...it is very cool video http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/article300101.ece?vxSiteId=6247211d-66e0-4454-b73a-3f1610efa39a&vxChannel=World%20News&vxClipId=2115_090116-09035MMV71061_TEN&vxBitrate=300 the website...

click top right hand corner of page Never had it but my as well try it! http://www.countrybobs.com/

this is going to be a progressive thread. a couple of firsts here... cooking a butt on the UDS and actually finding something around here that will make pulled pork... i am going to be doing an all night cook tonight. it will go into the smoker as soon as it quits raining a bit. today is a...

hey bro:wave:, where the heck are you? you are starting to worry me..:chris:

i now introduce you to a new food group...introducing Moink balls but what are moink balls you ask? here you go..... MOINK Balls shall consist of pre-made beef meatballs, pork bacon, seasonings, an optional glaze or sauce, and toothpicks. there is a not so secret society associated with...

i was looking on ebay tonight for a cast iron piggy bank... and i came across this... if your an elvis fan with a spare $55000...this is for you..:yum::yum: my quest continues for a cast pig or brass piggy....:glare:

these are not mine nor are the pictures but i had to show them...i think i need to make these really soon..lol

cabiatta roll smoked turkey olive oil 1 clove fresh garlic miracle whip cajun seasoning black pepper provalone cheese greens from a spring onion pickles for garnish lightly toast the top inside half of your roll. when finished, rub the toasted half with garlic, go easy as this is strong...

i usually brine my poultry but this time i was too sick to do anything with it.. just gave it a little rub with olive oil,some spices and smoked it. just shy of a 15lb bird served with BLT Pasta and cornbread muffins - about 2 hours in off the smoker and ready for the grill to crisp up...

1 1/2 pkgs of cooked muli-colored penne pasta (i usually use bowties but couldnt find none.) 1 lb of bacon - fried until crisp and crumbled 3 good tablespoons sour cream 3 good tablespoons ranch dressing 4 heaping tablespoons miracle whip 1 small pkg grape tomatoes - cut in half 1/4 cup parmesan...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice ! 3. Every Time someone asks you to do something, ask if...

The Three Stages Of A Man's Life SINGLE MARRIED DIVORCED ANY QUESTIONS?

this is going to be a mulitpost thread...i have so many pictures that were taken today, so please be patient..lol the other day my cousins little girl asked if i could make her meatloaf on the "smoke cooker"... she also asked if she could help me make supper... Her name is Kasey(Kassandra)...