Time at the bar.

Keltin

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Two drunks leave a bar and are walking down a dark alley. Near a trash can they see a dog licking his privates.

One drunk says, “Damn, I wish I could do that.”

The other says, “You can try, but he might bite ya’!”


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A young guy is having a bad day and goes to a bar after work to have a few. As he is sipping his bear, a drunk patron at the end of the bar notices him.

“Hey”, calls the drunk, “Hey, I made love to your mother last night!”

The young guy just rolls his eyes and ignores the drunk. As he keeps drinking his beer, the other guy calls out once more.

“Hey”, hey yells, “She was good too. The things that woman can do. Woo-Hoo!”.

Again, the young guy ignores him and continues sipping his beer.

“Heeeeyyyyy”, Screams the drunk, “She even took it….”

Now he had enough and shouted back, “Shut up and go home DAD, you’re drunk again!”
 
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