You know...I've been avoiding facebook since it was born. I am trying to stay beneath the radar of every cretin and malcontent I've come in contact with since 1962. I know if I join I'll be inundated with emails from the people I've been trying to hide from (you should have seen some of my grammar school class mates)...
If I do this Doc...and I'm forced to deal with the likes of Steven Anium or that kid we all called 'bird'....I'm gonna have to come pay you a visit... And if Walter 'his pants legs never reach his ankles' Weit finds me... Or Joan 'can anyone possibly have bigger tits in the 4th grade' Manus...or Sandy 'why do you always smell like a salami sandwich' Yunes, or Brenda "why do you have a full mustache' Baker, or Kyle ' sure I'll sleep with you, I've known you all my life'
Hopper, or Jefferey 'you are a phscyotpath and you scare the shit outta me' Rock finds me..... I'll have to change my address, both virtual and real.
You have no idea how bizzare these people were.