Gummy Bacon

Deadly Sushi

Formerly The Giant Mojito
Ohhhh man. Doesnt sound too good to ME. :huh:




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There are certain things you should never put in your mouth. Rocket fuel is a big no no; as are razor blades, your foot, small children, and uncooked bacon. Well, it's time we stand up and say, "We're gonna put uncooked bacon in our mouths and there's nothing anyone can do to stop us." Of course, we're not dumb enough to use real raw bacon - we prefer tasty, trichinosis free, Gummy Bacon!
Gummy Bacon is a great way to scare folks. Here's how: take some out of the package when no one is looking, cover them in plastic wrap, and wait in your office kitchen. Then, when folks come in, take a strip out, lament how you just don't have time to cook it, and then eat it anyways! They will be shocked, and you'll enjoy the nice gummy taste of strawberry - it's a win/win situation. Gummy Bacon is the only bacon we recommend eating raw - or in the raw (you don't want grease to spatter on your delicate bits)!
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