Words Men Must Know

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Nine Dangerous Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
 

TexasGirl

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Sooooooo, why do ya'll keeps sayin you don't understand us then??? You have instructions!!
















O YEAH, you don't FOLLOW instructions!!!:whistling::yum:
 

VeraBlue

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dont' forget....

'What's your point?'

Used when a guy is trying to make a plausible arguement and is falling flatly on his face.
 

joec

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That is when I look up into the sky and say "Your honor this is why I killed her" or ask her "Is this a test?". Both tend to shut them up.
 

joec

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Like the guy falling off a very tall building, every floor he passes he says so far so good. :unsure:
 

Keltin

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I didn't see "Did you hear me?" up there.

The correct answer is NOT.....Huh? :lol:
 

TexasGirl

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I didn't see "Did you hear me?" up there.

The correct answer is NOT.....Huh? :lol:

If you say yes, you damn well better be able to repeat word for word, if not you're in trouble.
If you say no, you're in trouble!!
 

Keltin

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If you say yes, you damn well better be able to repeat word for word, if not you're in trouble.
If you say no, you're in trouble!!


SEE! At that point, there is no right answer except.....Dear, please remind me, which do you prefer, flowers or jewlery! :lol:
 

Keltin

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Well, at least you knew SOMETHING!!:glare::twak:
:yum:


Ohhhh! ................................... COLD!!!!!

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:yum:
 

VeraBlue

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I didn't see "Did you hear me?" up there.

The correct answer is NOT.....Huh? :lol:

No need to ask that question...if current and visible activities don't allude to having been heard you'll get the 'I got this'....:waiting:
 

Biskit

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I thought the only words a man had to know, when it comes to a woman, were; "I'm sorry" and "Yes Dear".

That should pretty much cover everything, not? :glare:
 
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