Best Obit Ever?

UncleRalph

Quo Fata Ferunt
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The Grumpy Man poem reminded me of an obit that was going around in April. I searched, nothing came up, so I assume it's not a repost, but I LOVE THIS GUY!

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/de...-blanchard-flathead&pid=156944598#fbLoggedOut

Blanchard, Michael "Flathead"
1944 ~ 2012

A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.

Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.

Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.
 

Ian M.

New member
This is just my kinda guy, Uncle Ralph - I love it!

My very favorite obit was one chisled on the headstone of a man who was a chronic hypochondriac........"See? I told ya I was sick!"

Ian :heart:
 

Deadly Sushi

Formerly The Giant Mojito
This is just my kinda guy, Uncle Ralph - I love it!

My very favorite obit was one chisled on the headstone of a man who was a chronic hypochondriac........"See? I told ya I was sick!"

Ian :heart:

thats hilarious!!! I love your signature line btw
 
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