elderly blind date

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An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.

"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.

"I had to slap his face three times!"

"You mean he got fresh?"

"No," she answered, "I thought he was dead."
 

buckytom

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lol, this is the best one yet!

reminds me of an old supervisor i had years ago. he refused to retire, and no matter what the company did to him (bad days off, bad schedules, boring projects), he refused to leave. he worked well into his 80's.

one night shift, he fell asleep at his desk while having dinner, fork still in his hand and into the food on his plate. well, i had to get a key from him, so as i walked in i said his name, then a bit louder, then i shouted it. nothing. his chest didn't appear to be rising.

damn, i thought. why did i have to be the one to find him? i wasn't looking forward to starting cpr as i looked around for a dnr sticker...lol.

he startled awake, shoveling the food into his mouth as if he'd never stopped, and handed me the key.

phew!

after that, i jokingly put a body bag kit next to the first aid kit in the office. i don't think he was amused.
 
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