How to clean a cat

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[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]You may need to stand on the lid. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Sincerely, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]The Dog [/FONT]
 
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