No, it wasn't me.

The Tourist

Banned
I was at the gym this morning and I happened to see a Progressive Insurance commercial on one of the big screens. It depicted a biker in leather and a black full coverage helmet with a opaque visor folding laundry.

http://www.progressive.com/commercials/progressive-commercials.aspx

The odd thing is that I've owned that jacket, and it is my job at my home to fold laundry.

Now that might sound odd. But the same OCD tendencies that allow me to detail a motorcycle both top and bottom give me the same abilities to squarely fold towels and make perfect hospital bed corners.

I truly believe that this is why my blade edges are uniform--and why I re-sharpen +75% of the new knives I purchase.

I was once asked by an old army veteran if you could bounce a coin off my bed. I told him, heck, you could bounce a coin-operated machine off my covers...
 
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